1. 3 years tomorrow with the absolute love of my life 💞💋

     
  2. (Source: unclefather, via hopesuphighh)

     
  3. girl-non-grata:

    Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

     
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  6. sofapizza:

    your sheep looks concerned

    (Source: ilovepugs, via wickedlittlebitch)

     
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  10. deeecccc:

    I feel sorry for anyone at Reading Festival tonight who has to put up with that pretentious dickhead, Alex Turner

     

  11. circumcising:

    I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

    (via actualbaefromthebay)

     

  12. finmeister:

    MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

    (via wickedlittlebitch)

     

  13. cakejam:

    adobe-outdesign:

    sociallychallengednerd:

    what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

    http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

    wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

     

  14. stateofutobitha:

    cutely-perverted:

    Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

    so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

     
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