1. chemicall-timelowmance:

    This account is garbage and I’m not even sorry about what I have done

    (via wickedlittlebitch)

     
  2. dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

    pleaselovemehard:

    kidsraisingkids:

    I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

    Fucking slammed.

    THIS IS AWESOME.

    (via snapdragonmcfisticuffs)

     
  3. waywardandwanderlust:

    heartsandmagic:

    Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

    I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

    (via wickedlittlebitch)

     

  4. shuckl:

    shuckl:

    shuckl:

    toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

    fries

    do you ever look back at your mistakes

    (via snapdragonmcfisticuffs)

     
  5. minicanada:

    THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

    (via findingshannon)

     
  6. nothings-great-anymore:

    totallynotagentphilcoulson:

    I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

    Yes Phil

    (Source: kgrrsten, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

     
  7. (Source: mcry, via toocooltobehipster)

     
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  9. the-magical-anon-overlord:

    a-spoon-full-of-pixie-dust:

    disney-magical:

    Sure Elsa might know how to make a fierce exit

    image

    But Kuzco knows how to make a fierce entrance 

    image

    Imagine if they had a kid!

    Let it groove
    Let it grooove
    Cant hold back all the moves

    (via the-absolute-best-posts)

     
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  11. (Source: plug, via thefuuuucomics)

     

  12. oeuniverse:

    In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

    • Public speaking
    • Not being afraid of teenagers
    • Calling the doctor yourself
    • Taxes
    • Arguing without crying
    • Having a normal sleep pattern
    • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

    6/7 aint bad

    (via pizza)

     

  13. pantryraids:

    why do dads sneeze so loud

    (via waiting-for-silence)

     
  14. oreides:

    birdsarelikeawesomeman:

    The more I watch the funnier it gets

    (Source: cashewmonster, via the-absolute-best-posts)

     

  15. quezsam:

    wirelessinfidelity:

    apatheticghost:

    boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

    That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

    Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.

    (via thefuuuucomics)