1. nofearweir:

    ken is my favorite i can’t

     
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  3. its-gonna-be-downhill-from-here:

    stardusttx:

    grapewallofchina:

    your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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    you’re welcome

    i thought they were partying

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    (Source: babyknope, via ad-astra)

     

  4. kyriankreep:

    mollyiscoolokay:

    The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

    #the dfs sale is still on though

    (Source: melrosedinerr, via ffuukk)

     

  5. troyesnugget:

    thetroylerworshiphour:

    troyesivan:

    i still dont know what the frick nouns verbs and adjectives are

    I will teach it to you in a way you may comprehend it easer: 

    nouns: the booty itself

    verbs: the booty doing things

    adjectives: describe the booty

    booty 101

    (via ad-astra)

     

  6. cumaddict72:

    chekhov:

    So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

    you need to be arrested

    (via demolishedsoul)

     

  7. "dude just wait until the banjo drops"
    — my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

    (via smilesonredlips)

     

  8. zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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    oh my god…

    (via nu-cleophile)

     

  9. besieged:

    if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

    (via rh1annon)

     
  10. batwaynebruceman:

    We take Harry Potter very seriously here in Britain.

    (Source: mostly-british-comedy, via imiewimiewoo)

     

  11. akupitiyo:

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    reclusivewanker:

    m-ignon:

    dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

    Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

    Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

    yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

    only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

    reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

    (via benman4192)

     
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  13. (Source: ruinedchildhood, via alexiared)

     
  14. (Source: wannajoke, via fairy-food)

     
  15. becuzbacon:

    Tell it, randy.

    (Source: urbran, via noahxlowry)