I'm Saff. I'm 18. I'm awkward. I'm hyper. I'm a screwup. I love people playing with my hair. I sneeze when I get really hungry. Hugs are just my favourite thing in the entire world. I want more piercings. I'm a hopeless romantic. My boyfriend is perfect.





“yolo” i whispered as i didn’t safely remove USB


…But no, the other day I got called “spoilt” “smug” and informed that no-one likes my “boring bratty elitist voice”
For starters, I am far from spoilt, yes ok I live in a relatively big house, but i’m part of a family of 8 so it’s kind of necessary, also we’ve lived in a 2 bedroom chalet and a pair of caravans before - these are not the homes of a spoilt child. My parents work their arses off to provide for us and at the moment my fathers entire paycheque goes on paying off the interest on the mortgage. He’s at work at 7am and doesnt come home till about 9pm every night as he teaches private music lessons just so we can afford to eat. My mum has 6 jobs. Six fucking jobs so that we can afford to live. And I get called spoilt by the girl who’s family has a house in London and one in Northumberland and who’s daddy sends her £200 a month. Also, I can’t exactly help the way my voice sounds, although I do apologise for being brought up to be well spoken instead of being a chav with shit grammar that can barely speak English.
She also called me “smug” and a “ruthless bitch” her reasons for this are as follows: she was in a relationship with one of my housemates but then she allowed the bitch that poisoned me and made my first term at uni a living hell to move in with her, she then turned all our friends against us, so they broke up. Since then she has been harrassing my housemate and making saying shes attempted suicide by drinking bleach. My housemate has been ignoring her ever since she found out that she did not in fact drink bleach but lied about it. However this girl cannot take the hint so when she rang the house phone my housemate asked me to answer it as she did not wish to speak to her, this was our conversation:
Me: Hello?
Linda: hello may I speak to Corrine please?
Me: No, she doesnt want to speak to you
Linda: Well she does as I was just on the phone with her
Me: Linda she just asked me to answer the phone as she doesnt want to speak to you, I’m going to hang up now. Bye Linda
She ALSO accused me of “throwing myself at guys with boyfriends when I have my own man” she has no evidence to prove this as there IS NO EVIDENCE as i have never and will never cheat on my boyfriend. I’m in a long distance relationship and obviously thats going to be made 10 times harder to deal with if any doubts are cast on the fidelity of either of us.
Fuck you bitch, fuck you and your fucking judgements. I’m done.




