1. thecutestofthecute:

    Dogs with butterflies ehe he heimage

    Dogs with butterflies oho ho hoimage

    Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

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  2. travellingcompanionstephrogers:

    chafing-nipples:

    modmad:

    nooby-banana:

    becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

    jim fucking carrey

    jim fucking carrey

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    I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

    This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

     

  3. I got me a blog! Feel free to take a look, it’s a lot less scary letting people I don’t know (and a few i do, talkin’ to yous lot wenchies!) read it, nothing interesting at the moment but I’m hoping to post something new everyday so take a look!

     
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  5. Having a very heated, whispered argument in Tesco about whether or not the woman behind us was wearing a bra pretty much sums up our relationship ❤️

     

  6. ryaninwonderland:

    condom:

    antiplastic:

    ryaninwonderland:

    there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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    that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

    (Source: umbrhella, via thefuuuucomics)

     

  7. "

    I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

    Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

    Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

    If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

    And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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  8. dont-go-in-there:

    striderps:

    “let me hide the body”

    If that isn’t motherly love what is

    (Source: reddiemercury, via wh0rez-everywhere)

     

  9. you-aremysunshine:

    if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness 

    (via noahxlowry)

     
  10. tastefullyoffensive:

    The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]

    Previously: Part One

    (via wickedlittlebitch)

     

  11. panicatthedanetrain:

    "what would you do if your boyfriend cheated on you?"

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    (via toocooltobehipster)

     
  12. ☺️💕

     

  13. Me in two sentences.

    1. Me: I won't get jealous
    2. Me: Who's this fucking whore
     
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  15. Degree, cats and harry potter ⚡️such a good day